> OMG

Yes. I’m serious. Diva has an OMG necklace. It’s my must have item this winter. Just waiting for the WTF earrings. Ha. I wish.

Posted: 04/22/09 | New Find > Suggestion | 0 Comments

> Wicked Who What Wear

The best thing about Who What Wear is that they shoot the latest looks straight into your email. They have an uncanny ability to write 500 + words on ‘winged eye makeup’ and still not sound like complete tossers. The worst thing is that WE’RE IN COMPLETE OPPOSITE SEASONS. And normally I’m broke.

But. Yesterdays beauty made my heart flutter. Columns of celebs. COLUMNS I SAY. Brilliant. And even better. All of them wearing something that you could wear in the current weather conditions here in menopausal-Melbourne. Take note. And if you have no idea what who what wear is. SUBSCRIBE you donkey.

Posted: 03/26/09 | Idea > Suggestion | 0 Comments

> Must have or must die.

Not those wet leggings that should ONLY be worn under dresses. But a pair of skinny toit-like-a-tiger leather pants. The real deal baby (as my Dad says). Check out these Sportygirl ones for $229.95 and the Claude Maus babies.

Now to set my alarm for a jog. Don’t think of the darkness that you’ll be jogging in. Just think of how beautiful the sun will be when you see it rise.

Posted: 03/12/09 | Fashion Coffee > Suggestion | 1 Comment

> Man-gift of the week

Foooore. Par. Birdie. Eagle. Bogie. Ech I feel like I’ve just picked my nose. Tap tap tap it in. Aahhhhh le Golf. Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden. Mmmmmmm. More like Grossly Obscene Language Factory.

Someone once said to me that men with really bad legs play golf really well. So. I’ve decided that golf is the best way to tell if the new dude your seeing has good legs, without actually taking his pants off. Classy.

Ball + Stick + Hole. It’s the answer. It doesn’t have to be 18. Only nine. Or even just a bucket of balls. Gold gift. Great date. You’ll be able to judge his creativity when it comes to swearing. That, and cut straight to the bone of his personality. Patience is a virtue. Special when you take 2 hours to get ready.

Try Albert Park, Elstenwick or Bulleen for a bucket of balls. Burnley for some putting practice. Or one of the Top 50 Australian Golf Courses for a round.

Very therapeutic. As long as you connect. Crack. Whack.

Posted: 03/12/09 | Great Gift > Man Gift > Ramble > Suggestion | 0 Comments

> Pick up a pair of these.

Rock n’ roll. These jeans are more than just pants to get your groove on. They’re your ticket to free tunes. And a free guitar pick. Weeeeell kinda. You pay for the clothes. BUT HOW COOOOOL. A free guitar pick with your jeans. Seriously.

April 77 Records are taking dancing pants to the next level. They’ve teamed up with bands that they love to help promote their music. Apart from churning out a wicked product . . what a savvy cross-promotional idea?

These 5-pocket straight leg jean with a regular waist and buttonfly comes in unisex sizes 24-36. Music to my ears. Super hot light grey denim. Cool as hell. Check out the single that comes with them by Rodeo Massacre. Love.

If you’re cruising through France you can pick up their gear in Paris or Bordeaux stores. However, if you are not so international try Grace in Melbourne. Dobry Den in Sydney and Violent Green in Brisvegas.

Posted: 03/10/09 | New Find > Suggestion | 0 Comments