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SOME SONG ADVICE

Lady Chameleon — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 06:44:16 +0000

Who needs poetry when we have song lyrics. Seriously. I’ve just rediscovered Wear Sunscreen. This and Bob Dylan’s Last Thoughts on Woodie Guthrie give the ultimate advice. Well, for me anyway.

THE WASHINGTON WAY

Lady Chameleon — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 06:33:29 +0000

I’m so tired my body is like a beached jellyfish but I still have enough energy to paint my nails multi coloured – like Miss Megan Washington. Who is cooler than an esky on a 40 degree New Years Eve.

DR DENIM

Lady Chameleon — Sun, 19 Sep 2010 23:20:54 +0000

It’s been a year since I bought a pair of jeans and I underestimated the effect a new item of clothing would have on me and my wardrobe. It was like when you’re craving food and you just don’t know what it is… you keep eating but nothing ever satisfies – until you hit upon the flavour you desire. I didn’t realise why I was feeling so lack luster until Dr Denim and his Jamie Olive Jeans jumped out and slapped me in the face while I was in General Pants on Saturday.

Dr Denim, you gave me and my wardrobe that adrenaline injection that we needed. And then I visited your website and fell in love with your brand. Dr, your website is cool, your photography is even cooler and you make my arse look rounder and perkier than Cheap Monday. You’ve got me. Aaahhh. I’m going to go down the street in my new jeans.

MAN-GIFT OF THE WEEK

Lady Chameleon — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 13:34:31 +0000

It’s not often that I get to see a man in a penguin suit, but when I do I DON’T WANT TO SEE A PRE-TIED BOW. Men who have these are clearly lazy, and obviously no-good with their hands (something too look out for).

Apart from an actual bow tie, the best present you can give your man is the ability to tie one. This is were YouTube comes in handy. Thanks to Lucky, our ‘Cinch-it-down-sir’ (watch and you’ll see what I mean), your man will be dressed with flair looking slightly asymmetrical and sharp. Hot.

If you prefer diagrams, try this one. Maybe you can print it out and put it in the box with your pressie.

Head to Harrolds , or the Mens Department in either David Jones or Myer and track down a cheeky bow tie for your man. Classic black, or maybe something with a little more kick. Bring back the elegance.

AHHH YOUTH

Lady Chameleon — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 06:58:48 +0000

This makes me think of my Dad. Young people always think they know everything. Including me!!!! Hehe.

OMG

Lady Chameleon — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 21:54:06 +0000

Yes. I’m serious. Diva has an OMG necklace. It’s my must have item this winter. Just waiting for the WTF earrings. Ha. I wish.

Wicked Who What Wear

Lady Chameleon — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:27:34 +0000

The best thing about Who What Wear is that they shoot the latest looks straight into your email. They have an uncanny ability to write 500 + words on ‘winged eye makeup’ and still not sound like complete tossers. The worst thing is that WE’RE IN COMPLETE OPPOSITE SEASONS. And normally I’m broke.

But. Yesterdays beauty made my heart flutter. Columns of celebs. COLUMNS I SAY. Brilliant. And even better. All of them wearing something that you could wear in the current weather conditions here in menopausal-Melbourne. Take note. And if you have no idea what who what wear is. SUBSCRIBE you donkey.

Must have or must die.

Lady Chameleon — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 11:43:29 +0000

Not those wet leggings that should ONLY be worn under dresses. But a pair of skinny toit-like-a-tiger leather pants. The real deal baby (as my Dad says). Check out these Sportygirl ones for $229.95 and the Claude Maus babies.

Now to set my alarm for a jog. Don’t think of the darkness that you’ll be jogging in. Just think of how beautiful the sun will be when you see it rise.

Man-gift of the week

Lady Chameleon — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 09:42:58 +0000

Foooore. Par. Birdie. Eagle. Bogie. Ech I feel like I’ve just picked my nose. Tap tap tap it in. Aahhhhh le Golf. Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden. Mmmmmmm. More like Grossly Obscene Language Factory.

Someone once said to me that men with really bad legs play golf really well. So. I’ve decided that golf is the best way to tell if the new dude your seeing has good legs, without actually taking his pants off. Classy.

Ball + Stick + Hole. It’s the answer. It doesn’t have to be 18. Only nine. Or even just a bucket of balls. Gold gift. Great date. You’ll be able to judge his creativity when it comes to swearing. That, and cut straight to the bone of his personality. Patience is a virtue. Special when you take 2 hours to get ready.

Try Albert Park, Elstenwick or Bulleen for a bucket of balls. Burnley for some putting practice. Or one of the Top 50 Australian Golf Courses for a round.

Very therapeutic. As long as you connect. Crack. Whack.

Pick up a pair of these.

Lady Chameleon — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 12:39:43 +0000

Rock n’ roll. These jeans are more than just pants to get your groove on. They’re your ticket to free tunes. And a free guitar pick. Weeeeell kinda. You pay for the clothes. BUT HOW COOOOOL. A free guitar pick with your jeans. Seriously.

April 77 Records are taking dancing pants to the next level. They’ve teamed up with bands that they love to help promote their music. Apart from churning out a wicked product . . what a savvy cross-promotional idea?

These 5-pocket straight leg jean with a regular waist and buttonfly comes in unisex sizes 24-36. Music to my ears. Super hot light grey denim. Cool as hell. Check out the single that comes with them by Rodeo Massacre. Love.

If you’re cruising through France you can pick up their gear in Paris or Bordeaux stores. However, if you are not so international try Grace in Melbourne. Dobry Den in Sydney and Violent Green in Brisvegas.