> Man-gift of the Week.

Soooooo. Valentines day huh. It’s all very well for couples, but it can be quite a lonely day for singles. Band together. None of this feeling sorry for yourself bullshit. Get out there. Book a table for 10 and have a drunken dinner. Be loud and raucous and disturb all those sickly sweet smooching couples. And if you see anyone propose on Valentines day, boo them. It should be banned.

I sound like a bitter single person. But I’m not. I just hate unoriginal romance. It’s a crime. So that’s why I suggest, if you have a man, giving him a lemon tree.

This is a cool gift. It not only provides lemons but is also a dedicated spot for your man to whizz when he’s really drunk. If he’s going to flop it out in the garden it may as well be serving a purpose. If he doesn’t have a garden. Put it in a pot. The bigger the better. Pick one up from Bunnings for just $27 and the lovely nursery folk will answer all your questions as well.

Not enough time you say? Bah. That’s no excuse. Bunnings is open from 8am – 9pm during the week.

Posted: 02/10/09 | Man Gift > Rant | 2 Comments

> Man-gift of the week

The Power Slider. No. This is not a dance move. This is almost like a tracking device. With one of these your man’s i-phone will never run out of battery. You’ll know where he is at all times. That’s if he chooses to pick up . . . mmmmm.

Anyhoo. This casing has some special super power that more than doubles the battery life of your mans i-phone. And to top it off it also protects the phone with it’s sexy black hardshell casing. It looks gooood. Smooooth. Like the marble of Leonardo’s Davids perfectly formed butt cheeks. Click here to read more technobabble and order.

Posted: 02/1/09 | Man Gift > New Find | 0 Comments

> Man-gift of the week

Bling Bling. Pimped bike passing. Trick up your mans ride. HELL YEAH.

These are the ultimate mini gift. You made a minor mistake. Like accidently dribbling soy sauce on his dress shirt two minutes before a black tie function. Or you’re just feeling generous.

Well, whatever you did these valve caps for his bike will make up for it. Whether he’s peddling a fixie (skull cap) or a racer (bullet) you’re sure to find one that suits. Get them online here. Or head down to Spoken on Carlisle, St Kilda, to check out a small selection.

There should be a little love muscle for the lycra wearers. Naughty.

Posted: 01/20/09 | Man Gift | 0 Comments

> Man-gift of the week

This weather. Ech. Need I say more.

If your man doesn’t have a pool and you don’t really feel like driving, finding a park, then diving into the pee filled oily slick that the 200 6 yr olds and 100 tanning teenagers have left behind. Then the only solution is an inflatable pool.

No-one can tell you off for having a ciggy and drinking a tinny in your own backyard! Target and K-Mart sell these beauties at a reasonable price of $40.

And if he’s lucky enough to have a pool then I can suggest investing in an inflatable toy to keep him busy while you’re tanning. The crocodile is always a fave.

Posted: 01/13/09 | Man Gift | 0 Comments

> MAN-GIFT OF THE WEEK

These babies are the crocs of wrist wear. Weighing in at 47grams they make the perfect accessory for all the men who prefer to go nude.

Available in 6 different colours these rubber ‘Zub Zot Watches’ have a rather unique way of telling the time. Dots for hours. Bars for minutes. And a digital counter for the seconds. Neat.

Cruise down to Nique on Chapel to try them on or order them online here.

Posted: 01/5/09 | Man Gift | 1 Comment