> Man-gift of the week

Would you like boobs with your latte?? Yes please. The Big Book of Breasts is the ultimate coffee table book. Mesmerising.

I’ve never seen such huge boobs in all my life. I learnt that every second ‘nude models’ name is Candy and that in Germany circa 1794 mothers that were breast feeding were required to make their breasts available to feed the needy. Wack.

Apart from anything it’s a fascinating documentation of photography and the female figure through the 50′s, 60′s, 70′s and 80′s. Translated into german and french this Taschen masterpiece is a must have.

Click here to read more. And here to purchase. And if this stretches the budget a bit too far, try the calendar.

Fun bags. Bless.

Posted: 02/22/09 | Internet Buy > Man Gift | 0 Comments

> Head Turners

Michael Jackson get awaaaaay from thoooose children!! AAAaaaaarrrrrgghh.

I can hear the screams now as I cruise down the street wearing my new Michael Jackson Headhood while babysitting my three little, blonde, blue-eyed cousins.

Hhahaha. It’s a trick.

Narh I wouldn’t get MJ. I def go for Maz or the cool detailed skull. But don’t these rock!!!????? YEEEEEESSSSSSSS.

Check out these unreal hoodies by Clinton Van Gemert. This musician/designer hand-prints and designs these hoodies from a ‘not so desirable’ part of Brooklyn in NYC. He ships internationally so drop him a line.

Be sure to take your Measurements first. And don’t, whatever you do, measure yourself after you’ve just polished off a jar of Nutella. It no make you feel good.

It’s always tomorrow. Diet tomorrow.

Thanks to YanYan for the tip off.

Posted: 02/19/09 | Internet Buy > New Find | 2 Comments

> Man-gift Of the Week.

The only thing I can think to give a man this week is a bullet.

However this is inappropriate, and what’s more . . . illegal. Actually you could wrap up a bullet and send it over. That could be cool and very symbolic. Narh.

I prefer something more subtle. No silly, not a golf club. An old school traditional razor. Apart from the fact that you could slit their throats with one of these there’s something really sexy about a man using one. Kind of like Marlon Brando-esque. Very James Bond. Sigh. Oh Sean.

This little beauty is the Feather “Artist Club” razor.
You can pick one up at MensBiz. Alternatively If this is not your mans style you can get him a normal shaver with these blades *(double edged with platinum coating) that are known to be the sharpest of the sharp.

SO. You’ll either have a beautiful cheek to kiss or the perfect knife to slice. Cut throat. Enjoy.

Posted: 02/16/09 | Internet Buy > Man Gift | 0 Comments

> Star Hoops

How often do you find so many things you love combined in one? Not often. Like a Tradie that enjoys fine wine and art galleries. Hard to come by.

Pinch me. Star Sign. Gold. Large. Earrings. These are awesome. So is Mayoress the blog I found them on. And so is FredFlare, the website you can get them from. A+++. I’m ordering multiples because I always lose my mofo’s.

To top it all off, they’re on sale. $6. Ace.

Posted: 01/20/09 | Great Gift > Internet Buy > Suggestion | 0 Comments

> Peace out ’08. Howdy ’09.

I’m back. 200 frozen margarita’s, a whole chrissy pudding and two kilo’s later. Back. Back in black. All hail the Maxi dress.

But the new year’s looking frantastic. A new blog layout on the way. Snazzy new email format (speccy for all you crazy PC users) and a promise to jog 3 times a week. Mmmmm. Good luck with that Lady C.

Make sure you start the new year organised. A new diary. Yes. But also a sexy Underground Art School calendar (as shown above) to hang on your wall. Rockin. Buy one here or win one here. Bring it ’09.

Posted: 01/1/09 | Internet Buy > Ramble | 0 Comments