They first popped up at Rosemount Australian Fashion Week when they created a jewelry collection to compliment Antipodiums knockout catwalk show. Giant A’s, Rocket Tampons, Rats, Frogs and flowers. When they’re not in their Sydney studio they’re over in Japan partying, searching for inspiration and spruiking their wares. Konichiwa.

If you haven’t read this yet . . . shame on you. It’s a classic. Jump on Amazon and order yourself a copy. You’re cover might not be as cool as this one. But the story is the same. And it’s undercurrent of analogy will sweep you away.

I want a crocodile. And a bunny. So I can make shadows puppets on the wall.

Buy your faves here.

Facebook is not enough for me. I need solid documentation. Tangible. Something you can touch. I still have my wall planner from yr 12 and 1st year uni. Everyone’s birthday is scrawled on it, all the 18ths, college balls and 1 year Anniversaries of various BF’s.

But as time goes on these memories begin to fade. However whenever I bring out my wall planner . . . FLASHBACK. Almost like those years are just rolled into one really big night and now you’re dealing with the hangover. Including memories of all the dirty deeds. Hilarious. Embarrassing. But real.

So I’m documenting 2009. Just like I was 19 again. With a Poppies for Grace Wall Planner. The coolest thing about this 365 day year is that due to a mistake you get an extra day in Sep, and no 31st of Oct. Nothing you can’t handle.

Get your hands on one at one of their stockists. Or head to their website and order online. Thanks to DD for the tip off.

They always pick dark school-uniform-slash-numberplate-blue colours that are most unattractive. They think they hide dirt. Well yes, in theory.

They hide dark coloured smudges. Like a girls mascara on a pillow case. However when a girl comes over that’s not the only thing you want to be disguising. And we all know that deep blue, grey, black and dark tones don’t cut it.

So. It’s up to you. With the ridiculous sales that DJ’s and Myer are always having one can procure a sheet set at a very minimal cost. Good quality too. These are my picks. And if you’re feeling like a bit of fun and your man has a double bed. Go for the Junior range. Who knew that they sell kids bedding in double size?? Brats.

For more details and a better idea of the range check out the Sheridan website. Live on the edge of the bed. Boot boring.

I’ve never seen such huge boobs in all my life. I learnt that every second ‘nude models’ name is Candy and that in Germany circa 1794 mothers that were breast feeding were required to make their breasts available to feed the needy. Wack.

Apart from anything it’s a fascinating documentation of photography and the female figure through the 50′s, 60′s, 70′s and 80′s. Translated into german and french this Taschen masterpiece is a must have.

Click here to read more. And here to purchase. And if this stretches the budget a bit too far, try the calendar.

Fun bags. Bless.

I can hear the screams now as I cruise down the street wearing my new Michael Jackson Headhood while babysitting my three little, blonde, blue-eyed cousins.

Hhahaha. It’s a trick.

Narh I wouldn’t get MJ. I def go for Maz or the cool detailed skull. But don’t these rock!!!????? YEEEEEESSSSSSSS.

Check out these unreal hoodies by Clinton Van Gemert. This musician/designer hand-prints and designs these hoodies from a ‘not so desirable’ part of Brooklyn in NYC. He ships internationally so drop him a line.

Be sure to take your Measurements first. And don’t, whatever you do, measure yourself after you’ve just polished off a jar of Nutella. It no make you feel good.

It’s always tomorrow. Diet tomorrow.

Thanks to YanYan for the tip off.

However this is inappropriate, and what’s more . . . illegal. Actually you could wrap up a bullet and send it over. That could be cool and very symbolic. Narh.

I prefer something more subtle. No silly, not a golf club. An old school traditional razor. Apart from the fact that you could slit their throats with one of these there’s something really sexy about a man using one. Kind of like Marlon Brando-esque. Very James Bond. Sigh. Oh Sean.

This little beauty is the Feather “Artist Club” razor.
You can pick one up at MensBiz. Alternatively If this is not your mans style you can get him a normal shaver with these blades *(double edged with platinum coating) that are known to be the sharpest of the sharp.

SO. You’ll either have a beautiful cheek to kiss or the perfect knife to slice. Cut throat. Enjoy.

Pinch me. Star Sign. Gold. Large. Earrings. These are awesome. So is Mayoress the blog I found them on. And so is FredFlare, the website you can get them from. A+++. I’m ordering multiples because I always lose my mofo’s.

To top it all off, they’re on sale. $6. Ace.

But the new year’s looking frantastic. A new blog layout on the way. Snazzy new email format (speccy for all you crazy PC users) and a promise to jog 3 times a week. Mmmmm. Good luck with that Lady C.

Make sure you start the new year organised. A new diary. Yes. But also a sexy Underground Art School calendar (as shown above) to hang on your wall. Rockin. Buy one here or win one here. Bring it ’09.