There’s a soldier over there with a stripe down his pants. To sleeve or not to sleeve. A tissue. I hank-you. There’s nothing more unattractive than a bushy blow or a soldier stripe. Ech.
I’ve noticed a few sniffles around town. It must be the change in the weather. Everyone is coming down with something. If your man, or someone with a Y chromosome that you know is feeling particularly sorry for themselves then I have the perfect help-you-get-better-slash-sympathy gift. NO. It’s not another lemon tree. It’s a handkerchief.
Yes that’s right. You know those colourful pieces of material that you often see popping out of well-dressed mens pocket?! Yes, those. They have a use. So invest.
Visit Hanky Shmanky for a cute design like the one above. Or if you like Jen, head to Myer. But if you prefer Megan pop into DJ’s. You could even try Henry Bucks. Swisho.
Just remember. Handkerchiefs are environmentally friendly. And don’t leave white pillage all over your clothes if sent through the wash. Bonus.
Posted: 03/23/09 | Man Gift > Ramble
Well Hellloooo Lady C,
Looks like i finally stumbled upon your blog. And, I have to say I really like the writing. It’s pretty cool. Infact, it’s very cool. I might just have to take your advice on the pur-chase of a wee little hanky. However, I’m thinking I might struggle to get it in and out of the pockets of my way-too-tight skinny jeans. But I guess your pitching this to woman who date real tailored-pant-wearing men embracing their corporate future. The rock’n'roll jeans are all but a hazy dream now…
awesome.