Soooooo. Valentines day huh. It’s all very well for couples, but it can be quite a lonely day for singles. Band together. None of this feeling sorry for yourself bullshit. Get out there. Book a table for 10 and have a drunken dinner. Be loud and raucous and disturb all those sickly sweet smooching couples. And if you see anyone propose on Valentines day, boo them. It should be banned.
I sound like a bitter single person. But I’m not. I just hate unoriginal romance. It’s a crime. So that’s why I suggest, if you have a man, giving him a lemon tree.
This is a cool gift. It not only provides lemons but is also a dedicated spot for your man to whizz when he’s really drunk. If he’s going to flop it out in the garden it may as well be serving a purpose. If he doesn’t have a garden. Put it in a pot. The bigger the better. Pick one up from Bunnings for just $27 and the lovely nursery folk will answer all your questions as well.
Not enough time you say? Bah. That’s no excuse. Bunnings is open from 8am – 9pm during the week.
Posted: 02/10/09 | Man Gift > Rant
What a brilliant idea. This is also a great gift for single girls to give each other. As one wise blogger once told me “if life gives you lemons, make lemonade”
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